Me: Doc, it appears I have been caught in a trap.
Doctor: What kind of trap?
Me: The paperchase kind.
Doctor: How is that possible? I've heard of a lot of traps in my time but the trap you are in just doesn't cut the cheese! Please explain...
Me: Well Doc, it has been 374 days since our dossier went to China. We are nine days away from our ONE year LID-versary and I'm sick of waiting. We have to re-do paperwork in order to renew our I171H and I....well....would you......could you.... please..... pretty please.... get me out of this NIGHTMARE!!!!!!
Doctor: Let me see what I can do....
to be continued.....
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